TERRA: How foolish of you... You mean to say you, too, are looking to hinder my divine plans?
EDDIE: "Divine plans" eh? But you're just trying to wipe people out!
TERRA: True. I am looking to destroy all the people. And what could be wrong about that?

    -- Nostalgia

 "I'm not cut out to be a monster wrangler. I always get a bad case of butterflies in my tummy befoure a big battle. Hmmm... Or maybe I shouldn't eat so many butterflies... There's a thought..."

-- Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince

Cor slimy. That was a close one!

     – Gloopert, Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince

PRICKLE: A warning, Master Leo. This person's biological signature differs significantly from yours.
CLICKER: Plus, she's purple!

 – Fantasian

A fountain full of coins!What a surprise! I hope we won’t be chased off by an angry leprechaun.

   Austin, Gardenscapes

Allow me introduce myself. I am Sir Mervyn, humble knight and hero of the people.
   Sir Mervyn, Dragon Quest VII.

La la la… I’m so scared to be walking alone! I’m so helpless.

   Althea, Luminous Arc 2

I've brewed some tea using some of the fascinating herbs you grow in this land... Hmmm? Weeds, you say?
  Virion, Fire Emblem Heroes

ALWAYS LISTEN TO A HOT BABE.

THAT'S THE LAW.

BEEP BLIP BEEP

   Thursday, Disgaea DS

I tried serenading the Princess with heavy-medal music, but her maid got angry and said it sounded like I was strangling a cat!
  Minstrel in Princess Minnie's Castle, Dragon Quest VIII

No, no. That's not right. You can't call a lady a thug now, can you?
How should I put it, then? A thugess? A ruffianette? A hoodlumina?
   – Dragon Quest VIII.

The famous Professor Oak’s grandson came here to the Kalos region the study abroad. He got “Bonjour” down just fine, but he still always said “Smell ya later!” when he left!
   A girl in a Pokemon Center in Lumiose City, Pokémon X

High Heels
   Could it be to protect one from feces?

   Shin Megami Tensei IV

I may be a deity. but no one around these parts believes in me - it's wonderful! I'm free to live my life exactly as I please!
   The Almighty, Dragon Quest VII

Hey, I'm just a fairy queen. Virtuous wasn't one of the job requirements.
   Nozomi, Shim Megami Tensei IV Apocalypse

As long as Flynn's around, we're safe.

Now I just need a room with a lock

   Toned Woman, Kinshicho Residental District, Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse

Hold on. Are you really our Great Hero? You don’t look like the thee-and-thou type.
   Anna, Fire Emblem Heroes

QUISTIS: You're the squad leader. Good luck to you.
SEIFER: ...Instructor. I hate it when people wish me luck. Save those words for a bad student that needs them, eh?
QUISTIS: Ok then. Good luck, Seifer.

   Final Fantasy VIII.

Toaster. Device used for toasting bread.
   A demon might attack while using it...
Microwave. Device for heating up food.
   Might explode if you put demon meat in it.
High Heels
   Shoes with raised heels mainly worn by women. Inconvenient when being chased by demons
Soft cushion
   Probably not effective at dealing damage...
Bath Towel
   Large and fluffy, a bare necessity. Wet it, freeze it, and it can do some damage!

   Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse

I guess you're not as dumb as I thought... Tell ya what... I'm upgrading you from "dinosaur" to "primate."
   Fumi, Devil Survivor 2

You'll never capture me! You can kiss my parrot's behind

   Kama, Devil Survivor 2

MAKOTO: A JP’s doctor from the Osaka headquarters will be coming by to administer physical exams
DAICHI: Huh…? Physicals?
MAKOTO: We’ve pushed you pretty hard these last few days. We’re a little worried about your health.
HIBIKI: Because we’re constantly fighting for you?
MAKOTO: Don’t be sarcastic. Of course that’s one of the reasons.
IO: Um… Will we be the only ones taking it?
MAKOTO: Those cooperating with JP’s in Osaka a Nagoya will also be taking part. As will I.
IO: Phew! So everyone’s coming… Thank godness. I thought I’d be the only girl.
MAKOTO: The Osaka and Nagoya agents should arrive soon. The exam will begin at approximately 08:30. Men will be in the east general hall. Women will be in the west.
DAICHI: Awwww… I was getting my hopes up.
MAKOTO: What do you mean? We’d never let men and women take it together.
HIBIKI: Damn, so close…!

   Devil Survivor 2

I came to say hi! Wait, I was s'posed to say, "How do you do!"
Anyway, hi!
   Fae, Fire Emblem Heroes

COR BLI-
Nah. I'm fed up wiv sayin' that old line now.
   Yangus, Dragon Quest VIII

But before we head out, isn't there something you need to do, first?
We're real-deal Hunters now. Do the thing!
C'mon, you know what I mean. That app! It beeps and sends all these scan-y squares.
    Asahi, Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse

Hey, look! I spy with my little eye, someone beginning with Batzo– Er, Badzoo– Um, that boy from the village
   Stella, Dragon Quest IX

MAGNOLIA: Imperials!
EDEA: Mgrgr... What a pain! We could take them out, but the noise is liable to wake up their friends.
TIZ: That wouldn't be good... Maybe they'll just go somewhere else.
EDEA: Hah, as if! Nice to hear that patented Tiz optimism again, though.
PRIVATE FIDDLER: Sir? Did I just hear some optimism, sir? And who are "Pat and Ted," sir?
TIZ: I have a bad feling about this...
TIZ: (These aren't the intruders you're looking for... These aren't the intruders you're looking for...)
SERGEANT SAPP: Idiot! These aren't the intruders you're looking for! Move along, now. Move along!
   Bravely Second    
   

A sharp pain shoots up [HERO]'s arm! It seems to be an exceptionally tough pot...
   Dragon Quest VII

Hello, dear! If you'd like you fortune telling, I'm your girl! Well? Fancy seeing what the future holds? Marvellous! Here we go, then!
Um-raa! Mmmmuuugh! Baaa-booo!
Here it is... Almost there... Oh. Well, U must say, this is rather rum.
I can't see a bally thing! You future's as blank as the blankest slate in the National Museum of Frightfully Blank Slates!
     Clairvoyant woman in  Automaton Stronghold, Dragon Quest VII

Ah-ah-ah-CHOO! Gah! That's no good! A sailor should be sayin' 'Ahoy' not 'Ah-choo'!
   Sailor from Pilchard Bay, Dragon Quest VII

It'd be nice if someone had thought of buildin' an express elevator to the Archfiend's chamber.
   Amos, Dragon Quest VI

You are not like others, my human friend! Few would have done as I asked and accompanied me to this place.
Are you as courageous and compassionate as you seem? Or are you just a fool?
Time will tell perhaps...
   Incarnus, Dragon Quest Monster: Joker

HINAKO: What the heck is going on over there?!
He’s stealing Macca from demons? That’s just cruel!
Huh…!? Wait a second, I know that demon!
JOE: Oh hey! It’s Milliken! I’ve seen him before.
HINAKO: Not "Miliken"! It's "Biliken"! With a "B," like, "Boy, you're dumb!"
   Devil Survivor 2

EDEA: This is my room. I'm the only one with a key. There's no safer place in Eternia
YEW: Why, it's so much more ladylike than I would've expected!
EDEA: What's that supposed to mean, huh?
MAGNOLIA: Oh, but here's a personal armory. That makes more sense.
EDEA: And what's that supposed to mean!?
   Bravely Second

MAGNOLIA: Ah, la vache. A city powered by wind? You must tell me how it works!
EDEA: M-me? Well, uh, you see... I-it's really quite simple... So, uh... the wind blows, right? Whoooooosh! And, um... the gears go round a round, like so...
MAGNOLIA: And  then? And then?
EDEA: Then, the gears move the thingamajig, which is connected to a whatsit, and, Uh... uh... mrgrgr! Tiz! Magnolia's picking on me!
   Bravely Second

You'll foot the bill, Edea? Wow!
You really are a hero!
   Yew, Bravely Second

JANNE: Just what exactly is our plan of attack?
YEW: Our plan of...attack?
JANNE: What? All that big talk about saving Her Holiness, and you don't even have one!?
YEW: I just thought, you know, we'd go in and save the day. I mean, the three of us together, right?
   Bravely Second

So is this the appearance of a Simple Simon!
It is as my father was!
   Chuluun, Dragon Quest IX

You know, since Prince Howard got back from his royal rite o' purification, he ain't asked me to come and look at his armour collection even once!
I seems that he's turned into a fine, upstandin' man... Either that or  he just don't fancy me any more!
   girl from Howcastle, Dragon Quest VI