Can you lend me a sympathetic ear? You see, my husband has another love... vegetables. He kept it to himself before we were wed, but now he demands to eat vegetables every day, and he makes me eat them too. I've absolutely had enough! If I eat one more vegetables, I sure my face will turn green!
Apparently there are some people known as Herbalist who love vegetables more than anyone. I'll bet their faces are green!
They must be, don't you think? Maybe you could become one a then we'll find out way or the other.
If your face turns green, I'm sure that'll be enough to put my husband off vegetables for life.

   Veginia, Dragon Quest IX