I'm training to be a bard. Listen to this!

Long long ago, in the canal to the east
a big ol' ugly monster was having a feast!
It ate lotsa people - 53 at least -
but the good guys used the crystal and sealed the beast!
Oh yeah!

... My granddad says he's sorry he told me the story... but you guys liked it, right?
    Some guy in Tule, Final Fantasy V