I got it! You were kidnapped by the Overlord, weren't you!?
Oh, the humanity! I heard that demons are merciless, even towards children!
Aww, you poor things...!
They didn't bite your arm off, did they!? They didn't suck your brains out, did they!? They didn't anal probe you, did they!?
   Jennifer meets Laharl, Disgaea DS